The Sacred Throne Program
The Sacred Throne Program
Because even at Camp… you deserve a proper throne. 👑🚽
We’ve all been there.
The late-night wander.
The early morning urgency.
At Camp Summerdaze, we believe your bathroom experience shouldn’t be a gamble.
So we made it… sacred.
Introducing: The Sacred Throne Program
A private, clean, lockable toilet - just for you (or your chosen royal court).
No lines.
No surprises.
No “I’ll just hold it.”
Just you, your throne, and total peace of mind.
What You Get (a.k.a. Your Royal Package)
For $333, you’ll receive:
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🚽 Your own throne from Thursday to Tuesday
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🔐 A combination lock (because boundaries are sexy)
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🪧 A custom name sign (go wild - “Poop Daddy,” “The Portal,” we won’t judge)
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📍 Placement near the campsites or RV zone
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🧼 4 professional cleanings (fresh vibes only)
Keep it solo, or share it with your crew - up to you how exclusive your kingdom is.
Why This Exists (Besides the Obvious)
Because the difference between a good festival and a great one…
is often just a few very important moments.
Like not having to:
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Scope out the “least scary” option
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Wait in line during a critical situation
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Or question your life choices at 3AM
This is peace of mind, disguised as a toilet.
And honestly? It might be the best decision you make all weekend.
Who Is This For?
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The comfort connoisseurs
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The glampers with standards
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The “I’m not doing that again” veterans
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The groups who want to split it and say: “we’ve evolved”
A Limited Drop (Yes, Really)
There are only a select number of thrones available - because logistics, land, and… well… reality.
Once they’re gone, they’re gone.
Our Final Thoughts
Is it a little extra?
Yes.
Is it wildly practical?
Also yes.
Is it the most talked-about upgrade at Camp?
…we’ll let you decide.
The Sacred Throne Program
Come for the music. Stay for the… comfort.
🚽✨
